making shit up as we wish

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reichenbackdatassup:

I can’t stop laughing

(via xdeebrie)

 crysticify said: BOOP (I HOPE U SAW THAT POST CAUSE OTHERWISE THAT ISN’T AS FUNNY)

DO YOU MEAN THIS ONE

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

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221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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xiidogsmiles:

YELLS I TRIED TO BE CLEAN(ER)

mourning bird cultivators??? 

daunt:

smoteymote:

dreaminpng:

kindaskimpy:

This year’s Broadway Bares, the annual fundraiser for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS, features Broadway’s hottest stars recreating fairy tales with their very own happy endings. ;)

See? Eye-candy isn’t always frivolous!

is that first one supposed to be Goldilocks and the three bears„, omg

Reblogging mainly for that first one because HOW CUTE.

omg this is so cute & hot at the same time <3

(psst the calendar is HERE and I bought one. Only $10! http://broadwaycares.stores.yahoo.net/brbaxxhaen20.html )

MY CALENDAR ARRIVED SINCE I QUEUED THIS and omggggg so much gorgeous nudity in this calendar. Gents AND Ladies!

xiidogsmiles:

hella brass knuckies for this punk

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

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onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

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avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

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Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

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creativityflowonwattpad:

This is great omg

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via seeingstarlight)

“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

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